Do you remember riding a Chopper to school, buying your dad Old Spice for Christmas and getting brain-freeze from your first Slush Puppie? If so, then hang up your disco ball, dig out the old Atari 2600 and tuck into a Curly Wurly as you prepare to find out if you are a true child of the 70s.
Do you remember going wild for the New Romantics, wishing you owned a time-travelling DeLorean and wearing Grolsch bottle tops on your trainers a la Bros? If so, shake off your Reebok Hi-Tops, put on your Frankie Says Relax T-Shirt and loosen your stonewashed jeans as you prepare to find out if you really are a true child of the 80s.
Do you remember squabbling with your friends over Oasis vs Blur? Can you remember the entire dance routine to 'Wannabe'? Is your collection of Pogs beginning to gather dust in the loft? If so, kick off your roller blades, dig out your Tamagotchi and stick on the Titanic soundtrack as you prepare to find out if you really are a true child of the '90s.
You can still do a perfect Elvis sneer, believing that it thrills the ladies. You are one of the few people that can distinguish the balls in snooker on a black and white TV screen. Do you remember when Elvis first 'entered the building', dancing to Doowop in the music halls and watching Muffin the Mule and the Queen's Coronation on a tiny black and white television set? If so, pin up your Marilyn Monroe poster, shake off your Teddy Boy jacket and be whisked back to the fabulous fifties to discover if you are a true baby boomer.
You were never, ever convinced that the Milky Bar Kid was strong and tough. Your parents threatened to throw you out if you ever became a hippy. Do you remember when England won the World Cup, screaming yourself hoarse for the Fab Four and watching from behind the sofa as the daleks invaded Earth for the first time? If so, then kick off your go-go boots, switch on the lava lamp and do your best Mick Jagger pout as you prepare to find out if you are a true child of the 60s.
